JULY 27, 2009 - 5:01PM
TASTY COLFAX SOOOO [EXPLETIVE DELETED] TASTY!!!!

So i guess this is gonna get turn into a blob or somethin, which i donno what that is man, but they jus want me to rite about about stuff cus im MR COLFAX!!!! Hey man, this is a nice [expletive deleted] computre.

Woah man i cannuh beleive that TASTY COLFAX is tommorrow alredy man!! [expletive deleted] man!!! I mean Mr. Colfax alredy knows, man, that colfax is the tastiest place in the hole [expletive deleted] world - but now evryone else gonna know it. BUT HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW!!!! Where else you gonna go man? [expletive deleted] broadway, man? Forget it!!!

Lemme tel you man, if your not at TASTY COLFAX, you better have a good excuise for me on wensday cuz I'M [expletive deleted] GONNA ASK Y OU BOUT IT MAN!!!!

LOVE MR. COLFAX